Funny Whatsapp Status In English Hindi Urdu

Funny Whatsapp Status In English Hindi Urdu

Funny Whatsapp Status In English

I wish I could quiet people in real life.

I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.

I would shed pounds, however, I detest losing.

I'm so poor I can’t even pay attention!

I'm too lazy to even think about stopping lazy.

Never give up on your dreams keep sleeping.

Shopping is an art. I am an artist. Respect Please.

I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.

Women May Not Hit Harder. But They Hit Lower.

Nobody Texts Faster Than A Pissed Off Female.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Hey there! Whatsapp is using me.

Hey, you are reading my status again?

So you’re checking my status 🙂

A few people simply need a High-Five, on the face.

I want to work more brilliant, Instead of harder

My Sympathies for confounded in love and for broken Heart

Come live in my heart, and pay no lease.

Kiss Me If I'm Wrong But Dinosaurs Still Exist Right?

I’ Not Hungry. But I Am Bored. Therefore, I Shall Eat.

Dear stress, let’s break up.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Smiles are contagious… Be a carrier!

Funny Whatsapp Status In Hindi

Mujhy to yahi soch kr tenstion ho jati hai ki agar mary ghar wali b meri tarah kaam chor nikali to hamra kam kaun kry ga ?😂😜😂😜

Main b sambhal he lyta apni tanhai ko , par phir mery dost mujhy mil gae 😕👥🍻🍺🥃🍷🥂😝😝

Ya mohabbat nhi, usool-e-wafa hai ay dost, ham jaan to dy dain gay jan ka nambar nhi dyn gay 😂😂

jb tak dil ek tha ek tha tab mohabbat b ek se thee , ab dil toot gaya hai….. to jitane tukry utni mohabbaten 😂😝😂😝😂😝

shaayaree likhane se ladakiyaan impraiss hotee hai aisa suna hai….. chalo valaintinais day tak ye bhee karake dekh lete hain ….😏

Mana dil samandar hai mera , par kasam ap ki machhali ek b nhi hai 😄

apny doston ki hamesha suna karo, kun k un k ghar mein un ki koi nhi sunata 😂😝

choti c baat ny dost ko dushman bana diya … jab main ne balb 💡 kee jagah pankha chala diya 😅😂 Winter Status

sardiyon ka ek faida to hai garmi😰 ni lagti 😂 Winter Status

mujhy mary honi wali saas 👵 ki beti ki bahut yaad aa rahi hai 😄😄

ham to aisi larki pataayen gy jo ho sub se hatake ….. ji sy dekhaty he dil ko lage 440 volt ke jhatake 😂😂

Dil ❤ bh koi khelany ki cheez hai, khelana hai to bluai whalai gamai khel 😂😂😂

funny quotes about love

 Love is a two-way street constantly under construction

Unique funny status quotes 

The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else.

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease

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